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On National Absinthe Day, I Lose My Mind! - March 5
It's National Kahlua Day! Where's the Coffee? - Feb. 27
National Margarita Day should be weekly! - Feb.22
I celebrate National Drink Wine Day often! - Feb. 18
Valentine's Day reminds me of my Love of WINE!
If I see my Shadow on Groundhog Day, I Drink!
I celebrate Nat'l Irish Coffee Day Often! - January 25
I'll likely start the New Year with an I.V.
Thankfully Nat'l bloody Mary Day is January 1st!
National Hangover Day is Jan. 1 No Surprise!
WINE: The solution to all my problems!
Most Wines pair perfectly with my glass!
Wine should breathe, if it doesn't give it mouth to mouth!
I drink Wine and I know things!
I hate having to share my WINE!
Wine improves with age. The older I get the more I LOVE it!
Red, Red WINE, You taste so damn fine!
The answer to all of life's issues is WINE!
I'm Living the Pirate Life! Loving RUM & Booty
Time Flies When We're Having RUM!
Rum, Rum, Rum, Rum. A Pirates Life for me!
Drinking Rum before 9am makes me a Pirate not a drunk!
Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. I Love Scotch!
It's better to be full of Whiskey than full of crap!
I don't always Drink, but when I do I Prefer WHISKEY!
What Whiskey will not cure there is no cure for!
MAN... IRISH I had some WHISKEY!
I often wonder if WHISKEY thinks about ME Too!
WHISKEY improves with age, and I improve with WHISKEY!
I don't always Drink, but when I do I Prefer Whiskey!
YOU KNOW WHAT Rhymes With Morning? WHISKEY!
TEQUILA isn't always the Answer but worth a shot!
I don't always Drink, but when I do I Prefer TEQUILA!
Exercise helps you look good Naked, Just Like TEQUILA!
Stop trying to please everyone, you're not Tequila!
I'm on the TEQUILA diet So far I've Lost 3 Day's!
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Floor
I swear I didn't text you, it was Tequila!
If Life Gives You a Lime, Grab some Salt and Tequila!
I'd Give Up Vodka, but I'm Not a Quitter!
